HE SOWED, OTHERS REAPED
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW
ONCE I WASN'T...THEN I WAS...NOW I AIN'T AGIAN
DOCTOR: OFFICE UPSTAIRS
SALESMAN: MY TRIP IS OVER, SEND MY SAMPLES HOME
YOU HAVE TO HELP PEOPLE WHEN THEY NEED HELP
LAWYER: THE DEFENSE RESTS
HE LIES JOHNNY YEAST...PARDON ME FOR NOT RISING
"DID YA BRING A BEER?"
STRANGER PAUSE AS YOU PASS BY
AS YOU ARE NOW SO ONCE WAS I..
AS I AM NOW SO YOU WILL BE
KNEEL AND SAY A PRAYER FOR ME
TEACHER: SCHOOL IS OUT, HAS GONE HOME
STOP, READER, PRAY AND READ MY GATE
WHAT CAUSED MY LIFE TO TERMINATE
FOR THIEVES BY NIGHT WHEN IN MY BED
BROKE IN MY HOUSE AND SHOT ME DEAD
WHAT IS IT LIKE AFTER YOU ARE DEAD ?
LIKE IT WAS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN
AND FOR JUST AS LONG ?
ON THE 22nd OF JUNE
JONATHAN FIDDLE
WENT OUT OF TUNE
SH-H-H-H
DENTIST BROWN: FILLING HIS LAST CAVITY
TEARS CANNOT RESTORE HER
THERFORE I WEEP
HERE LIES THE FATHER OF 29
HE WOULD HAVE HAD MORE
BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE TIME
SHE LIVED WITH HER HUSBAND
FOR 50 YEARS AND DIED IN THE
CONFIDENT HOPE OF A BETTER LIFE
IF YOU "LIVED HERE", YOU WOULD BE HOME NOW
GRIM DEATH TOOK HIM WITHOUT ANY WARNING
HE WAS WELL AT NIGHT AND DEAD IN THE MORNING
ROSIE PIGG: SHE WAS A POOR PIGG
BUT SHE BOUGHT THE FARM
HERE LIES JANE SMITH, WIFE OF THOMAS SMITH
MARBLE CUTTER...THIS MONUMENT ERECTED BY
HER HUSBAND AS A TRIBUTE TO HER MEMORY
MONUMENTS OF THIS STYLE ARE 250.00 DOLLARS
WIFE'S HEADSTONE NEXT TO HUSBAND'S:
TO FOLLOW YOU I AM NOT CONTENT
HOW DO I KNOW WHICH WAY YOU WENT
HERE BENEATH THIS STONE WE LIE
BACK TO BACK MY WIFE AND I
AND WHEN THE ANGELS TRUMP SHALL TRILL
IF SHE GETS UP THEN I'LL LIE STILL
THIS SPOT IS THE SWEETEST I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE
FOR IT RAISES FLOWERS AND COVERS MY WIFE
INFANT EIGHT MONTHS:
SINCE I HAVE BEEN SO QUICKLY DONE FOR
I WONDER WHAT I WAS BEGUN FOR
LAWYER JOHN STRANGE:
HERE LIES A HONEST LAWYER
AND THAT'S STRANGE
HERE LIES MY WIFE, LET HER LIE,
NOW SHE'S AT REST, AND SO AM I
HERE BENEATH THIS PILE OF STONES
LIES ALL THAT'S LEFT OF SALLY JONES
HER NAME WAS SMITH, NOT JONES
BUT JONES WAS USED TO RHYME WITH STONES
I MADE ALOT OF GOOD DEALS IN MY LIFETIME
BUT I SURE WENT INTO THE HOLE ON THIS ONE
TIME WAS I STOOD WHERE THOU DOST NOW
AND VIEWED THE DEAD AS THOU DOST ME
FORE LONG YOU'LL BE AS LOW AS ME
AND OTHERS WILL STAND AND GAZE AT THEE
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY